If you need me in the morning
For whatever the reason may be;
I regret to inform I will be indisposed;
I'll be chewing a straw
At the edge of the world
In the shade of the Purkinje tree.

If you need me in the daytime
For whatever the reason may be;
I regret to inform I will be indisposed;
I'll be skirting a doze
Where the atmosphere ends
In the shade of the Purkinje Tree.

If you need me in the evening
For whatever the reason may be;
I regret to inform I will be indisposed;
I'll be losing my poise
Falling into the pond
In the shade of the Purkinje tree.

If you need me in the nighttime
For whatever the reason may be;
I regret to inform I will be indisposed;
I'll be perched on my toes
Tipping over the edge
In the shade of the Purkinje tree.