Say, what will you wear to the black hole?
Oh, a suit and a hat,
With a flow'r in it's brim;
That's what I'll wear,
Stepping over the rim.

Say, what will you bring to the black hole?
Oh, a beautiful song,
And a summertime swim;
That's what I'll bring,
Stepping over the rim.

Say, who will you take to the black hole?
Oh, my Annabelle dear,
And that Betty so trim;
We'll be holding hands,
Stepping over the rim.

Say, how will you go through the black hole?
Plunging hat first ahead,
With a kick of my sole;
Dancing I'll go,
Stepping into the hole.